From the best SNL episode in many a year: 

harperbooks:

“hello. my name is jonathan franzen. i’d like to order fifty pizzas. it’s for a prank.”

3 months ago
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    “Hello. My name is Jonathan Franzen. I’d like to order fifty pizzas. It’s for a prank.”
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    “No, Brother West, it was an act of whimsy.”
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    HELLO MY NAME IS JONATHAN FRANZEN
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    From the best SNL episode in many
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